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She had a strange feeling in the pit of her stomach, like when you’re swimming and you want to put your feet down on something solid, but the water’s deeper than you think and there’s nothing there.
Julia Gregson, East of the Sun (via larmoyante)

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kaptainferret:

queergh0st:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

and like, outside the bible, in the real world, where born kids die and are even ACTUALLY murdered every day

"do you read the bible or just pretend it says whatever you like?"
is one of the best arguments
Jul 24, 2014 / 322,874 notes

kaptainferret:

queergh0st:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

and like, outside the bible, in the real world, where born kids die and are even ACTUALLY murdered every day

"do you read the bible or just pretend it says whatever you like?"

is one of the best arguments

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Jul 24, 2014 / 612,564 notes

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

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tactical-facepalm:

Someone I know was in the Antarctica!http://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/
Jul 24, 2014 / 15 notes

tactical-facepalm:

Someone I know was in the Antarctica!

http://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/

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guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

image

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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durendals:

starlight6x6:

therightnippleofgilgamesh:

someone who hasn’t watched fate explain what is going on in this screencap

Inuyasha, transformed into a woman and stripped of both animal attributes and powers, is taken into the custody of an army led by the blonde woman with the large skeleton leg, the Gold Knight, and Haruhi Fujioka. The blonde woman returns to protect Inuyasha after warding off enemy soldiers by kicking with her powerful skeleton leg.

you nailed it
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durendals:

starlight6x6:

therightnippleofgilgamesh:

someone who hasn’t watched fate explain what is going on in this screencap

Inuyasha, transformed into a woman and stripped of both animal attributes and powers, is taken into the custody of an army led by the blonde woman with the large skeleton leg, the Gold Knight, and Haruhi Fujioka. The blonde woman returns to protect Inuyasha after warding off enemy soldiers by kicking with her powerful skeleton leg.

you nailed it

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campbeaw:

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted anything more in my life. This thing is incredible.

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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Jul 24, 2014 / 4,674 notes
I was not trying to be shocking, or to be a pioneer. I wasn’t trying to change society, or to be ahead of my time. I didn’t think of myself as liberated, and I don’t believe that I did anything important. I was just myself. I didn’t know any other way to be, or any other way to live. ~ Bettie Page

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